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06/09/2005: "“Hey how you doin lil mama? lemme whisper in your ear."
Tell you sumthin’ that you might like to hear.
You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft.
Mind if I touch it and see if it’s soft?
Naw I'm jus playin' lets just say I can.
And I’m known to be a real nasty man.
And they say a closed mouth don’t get fed.
So I don’t mind asking for your head…”
-Ying Yang Twins
Sounds like rape to me.
Love it.
Yeah… I’m back.
Been working out of town a bit.
Partying in Vegas…
Destroying my liver.
In case you’re ever in VEGAS check out THE WYNN.
My pal, Steve set me up with a late birthday present and we got to stay there.
So dope.
The week we were there at THE WYNN we spotted Ben Affleck playing craps,
Terry Hatcher at "Le Reve" (The Wynn’s new Cirque du Soliel show… They have he hottest bald-headed guys in it… Ugh.)
and Quentin Tarantino mackin on a hot black chick with huge boobs.
The rest I don’t remember
but I know we had fun and totally annoyed the fuck out of some uptight stuffy bitches.
If you’ve been to THE CRIB lately
you may have noticed that the space is undergoing a MAJOR remodel.
Trust, It’s been a long time coming.
So just look past all the shredded walls and spackle and imagine things like…
Dance cages replaced by stripper poles (all you hoes better start practicing. I can’t wait.)
catwalks,
more video screens
uplit dance floor
bigger sound
new lighting system
and a few more surprises I just can’t tell ya yet.
This will all be done in time for our HUGE
1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY
on JULY 14.
I can’t believe that it’s been a year.
When I think back at all the trashy shit we’ve witnessed over the past 12 months at THE CRIB.
It makes me want to throw up
You sick,
nasty,
freaky faggots.
So to make this night as memorable as possible I will host the best contest ever.
(and NO, you don’t have to get naked…
…unless you want to win. Hehehehh.)
I am looking for all the winners of all the contests we have ever hosted at THE CRIB...
These kids will compete for a prize package including:
- An “I love THE CRIB” T-shirt
- A “Best of” DVD with the top 10 videos and mixes of THE CRIB’s first year
(produced by our sexy/slutty/easy VJ, JIM HOPKINS)
- (2) CRIB VIP passes
- A grip of Tix to Paramount’s Great America
-A stack of DVDs and CDs of the past year’s hottest CRIB promotions
- and one of JIM HOPKIN’s famous mouthwatering/brain-shattering blow jobs in the parking lot of your choice!
(Combined retail value for this package is $ 2.53)
We are looking for…CRIB CAGE HOOCHIE, Jason
BLOODY VALENTINE, Tyrone
TRIM-a-BUSH winner, Brianna
WET PANTIES winners, Nykka and Josh
PROM QUEENS winners, BIGGEST TIT winner and my favorite
the VOGUEING/BREAKER crews.
If you know where to find these kids
email me at [email protected]
Tell them I need their hot bodies for the BEST CONTEST ever
at THE CRIB’s 1-YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
Check out our HOT SHOTS link at check out pix
from our UN-PROM party last week
I’ll keep uploading more pix from that party over the next few days.
UN-PROM contest pix coming soon !
For all of you who entered the contest I have to thank you for being such good sports.
In case you missed it
we had boy/girl(ish) couples compete by switching outfits on stage.
They had no idea until I got them up there.
So… I guess I should apologize to all the ladies (and trannies)
that got their dresses busted open by their boy-partners’ asses.
Thanx again for participating.
I haven’t laughed that hard in years.
I also need to thank our fantastic photographer, LEO.
Check out his shit at http://leonardoherrera.com
“Ah bitch!
wait til you see my dick
Wait til you see my dick
Ay bitch! wait til you see my dick
Imma beat dat pussy up...”
GAVIN NEWSOM is FINE.
Imma beat dat pussy up,
JUAN TWO