"I'm gonna have some fun.
What do you consider fun?
Fun, natural fun.

I'm
in
heaven..."



Last week was so good.
JIM was on fire, the boys were so hot, everyone was wearing red
and
the VALENTINE's DAY DIRRTY DATING GAME was pretty damn funny.
Our hunky (alternate) VJ, BRIAN got to ask our favorite CRIBBY regulars
“provocative” questions in hopes of finding the Dirrtiest guy to win
a dinner for 2 at BLUE in the CASTRO
sponsored by Bevin from GLOSS MAGAZINE.
I want to thank JJ, Tyrone, Dan, JC, Ruben and a boy whose name I forgot (sorry) for being good sports and participating in this retarded and entertaining little game.
Congratulations TYRONE… You were on duty with your daring little ‘fit ; diaper, cupid wings and chola heels all covered in glitter.
So cough up that meal Bevin!
If you see that queen on the street tell her she owes Miss Tyrone a “dinner for 2”
then pull her thinning hair and run.

My pal, PEACHES told me that if you say "just kidding" after saying some fucked up shit to someone
(or after pulling someone's hair)
that it's okay.
They can't get mad.
Try it sometime.
It totally works.

Some funny shit:
Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan throw-down

As you know, we will be exploring strange lands next month…
The Crib will be invading THE FORUM in Sunnyvale
FRIDAY, MARCH 4
Beefy Boy, VJ Brian will be there to kick-start our new monthly party.
Be “extra nice” to him… he’s kinda shy.
Register to win an iPOD shuffle
You must be present to win.

JIM and I will be in TAHOE that week runnin’ shit for GUS’ new GAY SKI WEEK,
ASCENT
If you snowboard or ski JOIN US!
There will be snowmobile excursions, cocktail mixers,
a movie night and VJ party hosted by Heklina and Puta,
late night dance parties, a Drag Race down Heavenly Resort, a Tea Dance…
tons o’ fun. COME!
I have a small guestlist for the parties… I can add few CRIBSTERS to it.
Lemme know if you're planning to go: [email protected]">[email protected]

I have “GRAMMY NOMINEES” CDs this week.
"Naked" kids with fresh panties get one.

THE CRIB is on
FRIENDSTER:
and
MYSPACE
ADD US.

More later,

JUAN

Wanna do something super-trendy and cool this weekend?
This SATURDAY night
THIEVERY CORPORATION
At the Regency Ballroom: Sutter/VanNess
More info: BLASTHAUS

Sunday night
CAT from FANNYPACK performing live… and a bunch of other DJs too.
At Club 6: 6th/Mission
Details: DEAD PREZ SUPER DANCE PARTY

See you there!

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THIS WEEK...

ENTER
the DIRRTY DATING GAME
Win a date, prizes, KYLIE loot and the new GRAMMY HITS CD.

THE CRIB’s
“DIRRTY DATING GAME”
FEBRUARY 10 !!

If you’re a CRIB cutie or have a friend that’s sexy, single
Send me a photo
and try to answer the following questions:
- AGE, CITY YOU LIVE IN, SIGN, BLAH BLAH BLAH…
- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CRIB VIDEO?
- WHAT KIND OF BOYS DO YOU LIKE?
- BEST/WORST EXPERIENCE WITH A BOY YOU LIKED.
- BEST/TRASHIEST MOMENT AT THE CRIB
SEND TO: [email protected]">[email protected]

You could compete against one of these adorable little morsels:


- AZRA
18, San Jose, Leo
FAVORITE CRIB VIDEO: “DIRRRRRRRTYYY POP!!!”
I like hot sexxxyy boys that know what their doing when they do it!
My WORST EXPERIENCE WITH A BOY I LIKED... “4 inch penis!!!!!!”
My TRASHIEST MOMENT AT THE CRIB was getting eaten out by the hottest girl at the crib in cage number 2!


- JJ
18, Hayward, Aquarius, 6'1, 185#..Blah..Blah..Blah
I like homo-thugs... latin bois.. sexy str8 looking bottom bois or vers. bois…
My Best Boy Experience... we ended up dating and having mad monkey fun…
Worst... He broke my heart....
Best Time @ The Crib... I met emcee Juan2… the best kick ass.. shit-talkin MC out
there.......
My Trashiest Time(s) at THE CRIB: When I got drunk, took my clothes off and then later... not remembering anything at all. (its happened more then once) and when I got kicked out for making some punk fag move so I could get in the cage.


- JAKE
19, Modesto, Scorpio, 5’11”, 135 lbs, 8”
My favorite crib video is DIP IT LOW!
I like boys that work out and that don’t smoke cigarettes. Latinos are my favorite.
My worst experience with a boy is when my friend Mike fell asleep while I gave him a blow job. He snored really loud.
My trashiest moment at the crib is when I was in a cage and the MC told me to show my dick and I got kicked out for it. I guess they don’t like white boys to show their big dicks at the crib!


- HILLARY
17, Los Angeles, Libra, 5’4”
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CRIB VIDEO: Not that bitch Linsey Lohan’s video! I hate her. She’s skinny.
WHAT KIND OF BOYS DO YOU LIKE: I don’t like boys. I like strong hairy men with big hands that like to fondle my boobs when I sleep at night… “DADDY?! Not so rough!”
WORST EXPERIENCE WITH A BOY YOU LIKED: When I asked my friend, Joel Madden, who happens to be in the band Good Charlotte to pretend to be my boyfriend because I’m really one of those lesbononians and I don’t want anyone to know about it, he said he would do it only if I let him eat my kitty. Ew. That is so gross. I thought they only ate cats in other countries.
BEST/TRASHIEST MOMENT AT THE CRIB: I’m fat.

SEND US YOUR PIX AND INFO SOON!

Check out our HOT new T-shirt (above).
I'll have a few to give out to my DATING GAME contestants.
You can also buy one from DUTCH at the door.
T-SHIRT DESIGN BY DAVID HOLLAND: www.cursivetheory.com

upcoming CRIB EVENTS...

THE CRIB SOUTHBAY
"FREEKY FRIDAYS"
first friday of every month
GRAND OPENING
FRIDAY, MARCH 4
@ the forum in sunnyvale
18+

THE CRIB LOS ANGELES
every saturday night!
WORLD PREMIERE
SATURDAY, MARCH 12
@ 7969 in w. hollywood
18+

Check back.
More BANTER and DATING GAME entries soon.

JUAN