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02/06/2005: ""BATTERIES INCLUDED, NO ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. YOU CAN STICK IT IN YOUR BOOTY WHEN YOUR PUSSY GETS TIRED""

THIS WEEK...

ENTER
the DIRRTY DATING GAME
Win a date, prizes, KYLIE loot and the new GRAMMY HITS CD.

THE CRIB’s
“DIRRTY DATING GAME”
FEBRUARY 10 !!

If you’re a CRIB cutie or have a friend that’s sexy, single
Send me a photo
and try to answer the following questions:
- AGE, CITY YOU LIVE IN, SIGN, BLAH BLAH BLAH…
- WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CRIB VIDEO?
- WHAT KIND OF BOYS DO YOU LIKE?
- BEST/WORST EXPERIENCE WITH A BOY YOU LIKED.
- BEST/TRASHIEST MOMENT AT THE CRIB
SEND TO: [email protected]

You could compete against one of these adorable little morsels:


- AZRA
18, San Jose, Leo
FAVORITE CRIB VIDEO: “DIRRRRRRRTYYY POP!!!”
I like hot sexxxyy boys that know what their doing when they do it!
My WORST EXPERIENCE WITH A BOY I LIKED... “4 inch penis!!!!!!”
My TRASHIEST MOMENT AT THE CRIB was getting eaten out by the hottest girl at the crib in cage number 2!


- JJ
18, Hayward, Aquarius, 6'1, 185#..Blah..Blah..Blah
I like homo-thugs... latin bois.. sexy str8 looking bottom bois or vers. bois…
My Best Boy Experience... we ended up dating and having mad monkey fun…
Worst... He broke my heart....
Best Time @ The Crib... I met emcee Juan2… the best kick ass.. shit-talkin MC out
there.......
My Trashiest Time(s) at THE CRIB: When I got drunk, took my clothes off and then later... not remembering anything at all. (its happened more then once) and when I got kicked out for making some punk fag move so I could get in the cage.


- JAKE
19, Modesto, Scorpio, 5’11”, 135 lbs, 8”
My favorite crib video is DIP IT LOW!
I like boys that work out and that don’t smoke cigarettes. Latinos are my favorite.
My worst experience with a boy is when my friend Mike fell asleep while I gave him a blow job. He snored really loud.
My trashiest moment at the crib is when I was in a cage and the MC told me to show my dick and I got kicked out for it. I guess they don’t like white boys to show their big dicks at the crib!


- HILLARY
17, Los Angeles, Libra, 5’4”
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CRIB VIDEO: Not that bitch Linsey Lohan’s video! I hate her. She’s skinny.
WHAT KIND OF BOYS DO YOU LIKE: I don’t like boys. I like strong hairy men with big hands that like to fondle my boobs when I sleep at night… “DADDY?! Not so rough!”
WORST EXPERIENCE WITH A BOY YOU LIKED: When I asked my friend, Joel Madden, who happens to be in the band Good Charlotte to pretend to be my boyfriend because I’m really one of those lesbononians and I don’t want anyone to know about it, he said he would do it only if I let him eat my kitty. Ew. That is so gross. I thought they only ate cats in other countries.
BEST/TRASHIEST MOMENT AT THE CRIB: I’m fat.

SEND US YOUR PIX AND INFO SOON!

Check out our HOT new T-shirt (above).
I'll have a few to give out to my DATING GAME contestants.
You can also buy one from DUTCH at the door.
T-SHIRT DESIGN BY DAVID HOLLAND: www.cursivetheory.com

upcoming CRIB EVENTS...

THE CRIB SOUTHBAY
"FREEKY FRIDAYS"
first friday of every month
GRAND OPENING
FRIDAY, MARCH 4
@ the forum in sunnyvale
18+

THE CRIB LOS ANGELES
every saturday night!
WORLD PREMIERE
SATURDAY, MARCH 12
@ 7969 in w. hollywood
18+

Check back.
More BANTER and DATING GAME entries soon.

JUAN

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